February 8, 2010
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Slump Buster, Puck, Recipe, Doughnuts, Breakfast, Pastries, Chocolate, Toffee, Candy
Man Eater has met her match.
Slump Buster not only broke the dry spell, he’s broken my orgasmic high score. I’ve had more Big O’s in 2010 than most women do during the entire span of their marriages. I don’t keep score, but if I did…I would’ve lost count
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February 5, 2010
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Valentine's Day, Holiday, Slump Buster, Fire Writer, Adultery, Books, Recipe, Snack, Popcorn, Red Hots, Cinnamon, Candy, Spicy
Valentine’s Day is coming. Slump Buster is going away. Man Eater is…cooking up trouble?
Let’s cut to the chase: Fire Writer is back in rotation. (Have I said “They always come back”? Because they DO!) Nothing’s happened…but the opportunity may soon present itself. Based on the ironic timing these
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February 3, 2010
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Dating, Lil Bro, Pumpkin Eater, My Little Indian, Puck, Slump Buster, Restaurants, PDA, TV, Television, Movies, Recipe, Pizza, Potatoes, Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Spicy, Chipotle Mayo
What defines a date? Seriously. I want to know. ‘Cause somewhere along the line, I got labeled as “Couch Potato Chick”. After the requisite coffee, lunch, and dinner outings, we arrive at date three, have sex, and suddenly my suitors relegate me to “let’s stay in” status.
…not that I mind necessarily. Home
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February 1, 2010
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Slump Buster, Dating, Recipe, Panna Cotta, Berries, Dessert
Scene: a Saturday night. Slump Buster’s bed. Me spooning him. He’s drifted off. I’m still awake. His fingers are intertwined with mine and clasped, fist-like, on his chest. I can feel his heart beating. No matter how much his body shifts and twitches, his grip on my hand holds steady. Every
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January 29, 2010
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Slump Buster, Jail Bird, EconMan, Shrink, Puck, Music, Books, Advice, Recipe, Pancakes, Blueberries, Blackberries, Fruit, Breakfast, Brunch
Was I too harsh in my last post? Blame it on my writing style. Third person plural can sound accusatory, so today I will stick to “I” statements. This is what was really going on inside my pretty little head:
At about 24 hours post slump-bust, the insecurity set in. A doom-and-gloom thought train thundered
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January 28, 2010
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Dating, Men, Advice
The name of the game is waiting.
Err…I meant dating.
Fuck it. Same difference.
Anyone who says dating is not a game is lying. Everyone walks on eggshells around the opposite sex. There are unspoken rules what should and should not be revealed, and when. Women are at a disadvantage because what they
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January 27, 2010
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Ice Cream, Ben & Jerry's, Cookie Dough
I scream, you scream, we all scream for…the slump buster!
Yes, the dry spell is over! Wanna know who ended my fourteen months of sex-free misery?
Drum roll, please……………………………………………………………………
Ben & Jerry!
Seriously!
I wrote a really yummy post about it all…and at the last minute decided some things are more delicious when
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January 25, 2010
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Adultery, Fire Writer, Dreams, Dating, Restaurants, Books, Insatiable, Grilled Cheese, Recipe, Wild Rice, Porridge, Breakfast, Cereal, Cherries, Walnuts, Nuts, Dried Fruit, Apples, Cream
I imagine you're chomping at the bit for my juicy news, readers...but sports-ignorant me didn't factor in the recent Vikings game. Narcissistic as I may be, I won't pretend to compete with football. That tasty tidbit must wait until my Minnesotan audience pulls their attention away from the boob tube.
In the meantime,
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January 23, 2010
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Sex Swing, Bacon, Brownies, Chocolate, Recipe, Dating
I've been waiting all week to share some really juicy news with you, but I simply couldn't place a heartfelt missive on the heels of the back-stabbing bitterness of the past few days. Consider this, a rewrite of my Bacon Brownie adventure from last fall, the buffer post.
Something even sweeter coming (again and
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January 22, 2010
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Fans, Facebook, Technology, Writing, Man Eater, Books, Meatless Man, Recipe, Macaroni and Cheese, Cheese, Panko, Casserole, Pasta, Vegetarian, Sausage
I don’t want to waste my words on haters, but apparently I pissed a couple people off with my last pair of posts. I regret sinking down to this level and spending a whole post on this High Schoolish bullshit, but I feel compelled to set the record straight.
I acknowledge that part
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