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Bunny Kisses & Carrot Cupcakes

April 20, 2010

Tags: Dating, Single Dads, The Strip Club, Slump Buster, Puck, Playboy, Technology, Astrology, Alcohol, Bars, Restaurants, Smoking, Cigarettes, Parenting, Performances, Artists, Music, Prince, P.O.S., NPR, Spring, Cats, Love, Nature, Recipe, Carrot Cake, Cupcakes, Raisins, Nuts, Cream Cheese, Dessert, Most Popular Posts

The week following my return from Denver was drier than Mile High mountain air. An ER doc I was scheduled to “have a cow” with at The Strip Club on Sunday evening cancelled. Then Slump Buster un-fanned me. Puck re-blocked me. Playboy* was (more…)

Man Eater in the Mile High City (Part Two)

April 15, 2010

Tags: The Denver Trilogy, Adultery, Retro Writer, Travel, Denver, Colorado, AWP, Writers, Authors, Books, Bars, Alcohol, Babyface, Playboy, Technology, Facebook, Texting, Photography, If You Lived Here You'd Already Be Home, Amazon

***Continued from previous post***

I know, I know, you're all eager to find out if Retro Writer captured Man Eater's beaver. Before we go up (and get off?) in the elevator, we must back up to the bar a few hours before.

(Sometimes Man (more…)

Man Eater in the Mile High City (Part One)

April 13, 2010

Tags: The Denver Trilogy, Adultery, Retro Writer, Slump Buster, Lucy, Desi, C'mon Kid, Diesel Jeans DJ, DJ, Travel, Denver, Colorado, AWP, Robert Wilder, Daddy Needs A Drink, Writers, Authors, Books, Bars, Alcohol, Indian Food, Little India, Lamb, Single Dads, Most Popular Posts

TGIF indeed! I’m in Colorado, dining at Little India with a big group of artists. I may be far from home, but my Twin Cities peeps are all here. On my left is Retro Writer, my authorial fantasy man, and across from me (more…)

Sweeter Than Heaven, Hotter Than Hell

March 13, 2010

Tags: Spirituality, Fire Writer, Adultery, Writers, Books, C'mon Kid, Intoxicating Artist, Facebook, Technology, Sex Toys, Slump Buster, Minnesota, Recipe, Bars, Coconut, Cream Cheese, Dessert, Chocolate, Jam, Cookies

Though Man Eater behaves sinfully, I am a believer. I call on God often (and not just in the “Oh my God, I’m gonna come!” kind of way). Most of all, I have faith that when God closes one door, Cupid kicks down another.

Behind door #2?

Fire Writer.

Hellz yeah!

Did you all (more…)

This Calls For a Celebration (Bar)!

December 29, 2009

Tags: Men, Dating, Writing, Irish Eyes, Facebook, Technology, Recipe, Cookies, Bars, Baking, Oatmeal, M & Ms

It’s said if you don’t like the Minnesotan weather, wait a minute. This apparently applies to dating as well. Following are two posts, written two days apart, with completely different forecasts for the future.

48 HOURS AGO

If good things cum to those who wait, I deserve infinite orgasms. Seriously. This is getting (more…)













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