September 6, 2010
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Slump Buster, Writing, Blogging, Reunions, Texting, Music, Concerts, Breakups, Confessions, Weather, Traveling, Falling in Love, Recipe, Cake, Candy, Sweet Tarts, Funfetti, Frosting, Dessert, Unbreak My Heart Cake, Slump Buster Reunion Series, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
So. It was time for dessert, though by the time I crossed the threshold into Slump Buster’s pad, I couldn’t care less about the chocolate cake that I’d suggested earlier. He was the only thing I wanted in my mouth.
“We’ve spent a lot of time naked in this apartment,”
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July 4, 2010
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Fourth of July, Independence Day, Fuck Buddy, Fiddler on the Roof, Technology, Masturbation, Fireworks, Tito, Dogs, Townhome Hunk, Ice Cream, Recipe, Cupcake Cones, Mini Cupcakes, Marshmallow Fluff, M & M's, Candy, Dessert
On holidays, I like to flip the calendar back and reflect on how far I’ve…um…come. (And have I ever! But we’ll get to that…)
Flashback to Fourth of July 2009. I was smack in the middle of the longest dry spell ever known to Man Eater kind. This was month number
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June 5, 2010
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Dating, Love, Honey Buns, Slump Buster, Diesel Jeans DJ, Music, Jeremy Messersmith, Crying, Recipe, Brownies, Candy, Reese's Pieces, Chocolate, Cupcakes
I’ve been crying a lot lately. Not for the reason you might think.
Before I proceed, can I get a pat on the back? (And the ass, if you don't brand me like a
heifer.) I've been in a new *thing* for almost
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March 22, 2010
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Music, Courtney Love, Hole, Brother Ali, Slump Buster, Dating, Breakups, Tito, Dogs, Diesel Jeans DJ, Radio, Love, Recipe, Cake, Bundt, Chocolate, Devil's Food, Caramel, Whipped Cream, Toffee, Heath, Candy, Love-Hate Cake, Dessert, Most Popular Posts
Have I said “They always come back”? (I know I have. I’m just being cocky.) Because they do! And...oops, we did it again.
I tried to keep my big mouth shut, but I can't eat if my lips are zipped, so here goes. Slump Buster and I reunited last week at Spyhouse.
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February 27, 2010
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Travel, Portland, Slump Buster, Technology, VooDoo Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Frosting, Bakery, Contraception, Babies, Health, Pregnancy, Friends, TV, Television, Exercise, Candy, Breakups, Writing, Most Popular Posts
My second day in Portland marked Day 30 of my cycle. (I hope you don’t need a tutorial in female reproductive matters, readers. 30 days is late by almost any woman’s calendar.) Baby brain soon polluted my blissful vacation. Chubby cherubs were all over the place! When I flipped on the TV, the first
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February 8, 2010
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Slump Buster, Puck, Recipe, Doughnuts, Breakfast, Pastries, Chocolate, Toffee, Candy
Man Eater has met her match.
Slump Buster not only broke the dry spell, he’s broken my orgasmic high score. I’ve had more Big O’s in 2010 than most women do during the entire span of their marriages. I don’t keep score, but if I did…I would’ve lost count
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February 5, 2010
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Valentine's Day, Holiday, Slump Buster, Fire Writer, Adultery, Books, Recipe, Snack, Popcorn, Red Hots, Cinnamon, Candy, Spicy
Valentine’s Day is coming. Slump Buster is going away. Man Eater is…cooking up trouble?
Let’s cut to the chase: Fire Writer is back in rotation. (Have I said “They always come back”? Because they DO!) Nothing’s happened…but the opportunity may soon present itself. Based on the ironic timing these
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January 20, 2010
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Meatless Man, Irish Eyes, C'mon Kid, Writing, Facebook, Music, Dating, Men, Elvis, Recipe, Candy, Cheesecake, Nuts, Pecans, Most Popular Posts
As I mentioned in my last post, I had some reservations about publishing this missive because it might hurt someone’s feelings. Let’s call that sensitive subject Meatless Man. No explanation necessary. (For the record, I originally wrote him in as “Nice Guy” so as not to offend him. Ha!) In the last 24
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November 2, 2009
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Movies, Adultery, Fire Writer, Chocolate, Fudge, Candy, Recipe
Confession: I lied. Though I said in yesterday’s post that I was too upset to eat, I did. A lot. All of it chocolate.
Before heading to Uptown to see “An Education” last night, I had a freakish urge to make fudge. I’d seen a recipe meant to be used for leftover
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October 30, 2009
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Dr. Hottie, Writing, Insatiable, Technology, Apples, Caramel, Candy, Recipe
I used to have a theory that nothing but trouble happens after 10 PM. I still think this is true…but now I’m awake for it…and usually the one causing the trouble. Lately I’ve been going to bed at 4 AM and waking up at noon. Normally, I don’t miss out on
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October 29, 2009
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Match, Men, Dating, Puck, Mystery Man, Technology, Movies, Cooking, Baking, Recipe, Bacon, Apples, Chocolate, Candy, Breakfast, Dessert, Muffins, Stud Muffins, Dud Muffins
Man Eater has a live one on the line.
I knew this would happen. As soon as I informed Match.com that I would not be renewing my membership, two new e-mails popped up; the first too ridiculous to warrant a response (“I want to know the name of your book!” Uh-huh, I’ll
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