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Super Soaker

November 13, 2009

Tags: Swimmer Stud, Captain Crush, High School, Swimmers, Recipe, Apples, Pumpkin, Cream Cheese, Dessert Pizza, Gingerbread, Cookies

Let’s go back to high school. Freshman year. As I mentioned in the 11-8-09 and 11-9-09 posts, I fell hard for Captain Crush, a senior and star of the swim team. I wasn’t making any headway (heh heh) with him, so I tried to infiltrate his exclusive clique by getting (more…)

Out of My League (Part II)

November 9, 2009

Tags: Captain Crush, Swimmer Stud, High School, Politics, Facebook, Braiser Babe, Recipe, Pizza, Cheese

(Continued from yesterday’s post)

I didn’t dare page Captain Crush again; instead, I sought him out the next day at school, my yearbook pressed against my (A-cup) chest. I’d been aching for his autograph since the yearbooks arrived weeks before but held off so I could hit up everyone I knew (more…)

Out of My League (Part I)

November 8, 2009

Tags: Captain Crush, Swimmer Stud, Josh Hartnett, High School, Technology, Movies, Recipe, Baking, Cookies, Oatmeal, Butterscotch, Ice Cream

It was my freshman year at an inner city high school in Minneapolis and the social butterfly I never knew I was burst from her bashful cocoon. While the rest of my classmates were googly-eyed for Josh Hartnett (yes, THAT Josh Hartnett), I fell for the captain of the swim team.

It was infatuation (more…)













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