August 12, 2010
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Rockstar Guest Chefs, Starving Artist Series, Musicians, Acoustic, Guitar, Josh Fry, Tollund Moses, The Beatles, Dogs, Long Term Relationships, Cheating, Songwriting, Recipe, Sausage, Kielbasa, Salsa, Appetizers, Black Beans, Cilantro, Avocado, Chips, Tostitos, Cowboy Caviar, The Turf Club, YouTube Video, Man Eater Private Performance
Josh Fry has a big mouth. I first witnessed this phenomenon at the Kitty Kat Club when Josh belted out a hybrid of hard rock/bluesy soul tunes as the frontman for Tollund Moses.
Now I’m in Josh’s suburban townhome, where he’s showing me his huge sausage. I am audibly delighted…
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July 4, 2010
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Fourth of July, Independence Day, Fuck Buddy, Fiddler on the Roof, Technology, Masturbation, Fireworks, Tito, Dogs, Townhome Hunk, Ice Cream, Recipe, Cupcake Cones, Mini Cupcakes, Marshmallow Fluff, M & M's, Candy, Dessert
On holidays, I like to flip the calendar back and reflect on how far I’ve…um…come. (And have I ever! But we’ll get to that…)
Flashback to Fourth of July 2009. I was smack in the middle of the longest dry spell ever known to Man Eater kind. This was month number
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March 26, 2010
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Puck, Dating, Breakups, Technology, Facebook, Movies, Moving, Tito, Dogs, Texting, Jail Bird
What’s the first thing you do when you return to single status? You Google The One That Got Away, of course. Unfortunately, Puck is virtually untraceable, save for a business address, a cycling race score, and an obituary (his father had the same name). Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Cyberstalking excitement over.
…until I logged onto Facebook.
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March 22, 2010
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Music, Courtney Love, Hole, Brother Ali, Slump Buster, Dating, Breakups, Tito, Dogs, Diesel Jeans DJ, Radio, Love, Recipe, Cake, Bundt, Chocolate, Devil's Food, Caramel, Whipped Cream, Toffee, Heath, Candy, Love-Hate Cake, Dessert, Most Popular Posts
Have I said “They always come back”? (I know I have. I’m just being cocky.) Because they do! And...oops, we did it again.
I tried to keep my big mouth shut, but I can't eat if my lips are zipped, so here goes. Slump Buster and I reunited last week at Spyhouse.
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March 4, 2010
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Slump Buster, Family, Dating, Travel, Technology, Texting, Townhome Hunk, Dogs, Babies, Health, TV, Television, The Office, Massage, Recipe, Caramel Pecan Buns, Sticky Buns, Buns, Nuts, Breakfast, Pastry, Dough, Bread
I know you wanna know.
And I’ll tell you…but before I do, I need to rewind to that Sunday (a.k.a. Day 28 of my cycle) when I asked (read: insisted) that Slump Buster give me a sexy send-off before my departure for Portland. He begrudgingly agreed, though failed to nail down
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November 11, 2009
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Cake, Baking, Red Velvet Cake, Facebook, Puck, Canada, New York, Newspapers, Intoxicating Artist, Tattoos, Tito, Dogs, Fire Writer, Recipe
I recently had the inspiration to make a Red Velvet cake. I don’t know where these promptings come from (the baking Gods?), but once I get it in my head to make a cake (or do a man), there’s no deterring me!
As usual, I had no idea what I was getting
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October 20, 2009
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Townhome Hunk, Dogs, Motorcycles, Bread, Recipe
I have a bun in the oven and it’s all Townhome Hunk’s fault.
In yet another witchcraft baking project, I’m making Hot Cross Buns in hopes of ending the recent cold snap between me and the hottie across the street. Since I blogged about his pooch (who passed away, unbeknownst to
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October 10, 2009
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Townhome Hunk, Dogs, Writing, Cooking, Fruitcake, Recipe
Man Eater is not to be double-dog dared. As stubborn and egotistical as I am, I will do just about anything to prove that I am right.
This may be the furthest I’ve gone to prove a point: tonight, I made fruitcake. I can’t believe I sunk this low, but Anonymous reader (
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October 9, 2009
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Tito, Townhome Hunk, Dogs, Recipe
This wasn’t the post I’d planned for today, but apparently I offended someone with my recent doggy ditties. Now I must prove my compassion for canines, so here you have it. Lap it up.
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It was love at first sight.
With curly hair and big brown eyes, my latest crush a total
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October 8, 2009
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Townhome Hunk, Dogs, Cereal, Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Recipe
***Continued from yesterday’s post***
So I dangled the carrot cupcakes, but Townhome Hunk did not bite.
Watching the skanks (none of them bearing baked goods, BTW) parade in and out of Townhome Hunk’s was infuriating. Still, I held out hope that he would come to his senses (preferably his sense of smell,
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