March 13, 2010
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Spirituality, Fire Writer, Adultery, Writers, Books, C'mon Kid, Intoxicating Artist, Facebook, Technology, Sex Toys, Slump Buster, Minnesota, Recipe, Bars, Coconut, Cream Cheese, Dessert, Chocolate, Jam, Cookies
Though Man Eater behaves sinfully, I am a believer. I call on God often (and not just in the “Oh my God, I’m gonna come!” kind of way). Most of all, I have faith that when God closes one door, Cupid kicks down another.
Behind door #2?
Fire Writer.
Hellz yeah!
Did you all
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February 10, 2010
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Dating, Friends, Fire Writer, Facebook
Man Eater needs a night off from the hot & spicy posts. Apparently, I've given a few readers indigestion. In 48 hours, I was poked, then unfriended, by two people on Facebook (yes, one was a woman!). WTF? Is there some unwritten poking etiquette I don't know about?
To add insult to injury, Fire Writer's invite
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February 5, 2010
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Valentine's Day, Holiday, Slump Buster, Fire Writer, Adultery, Books, Recipe, Snack, Popcorn, Red Hots, Cinnamon, Candy, Spicy
Valentine’s Day is coming. Slump Buster is going away. Man Eater is…cooking up trouble?
Let’s cut to the chase: Fire Writer is back in rotation. (Have I said “They always come back”? Because they DO!) Nothing’s happened…but the opportunity may soon present itself. Based on the ironic timing these
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January 25, 2010
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Adultery, Fire Writer, Dreams, Dating, Restaurants, Books, Insatiable, Grilled Cheese, Recipe, Wild Rice, Porridge, Breakfast, Cereal, Cherries, Walnuts, Nuts, Dried Fruit, Apples, Cream
I imagine you're chomping at the bit for my juicy news, readers...but sports-ignorant me didn't factor in the recent Vikings game. Narcissistic as I may be, I won't pretend to compete with football. That tasty tidbit must wait until my Minnesotan audience pulls their attention away from the boob tube.
In the meantime,
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November 11, 2009
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Cake, Baking, Red Velvet Cake, Facebook, Puck, Canada, New York, Newspapers, Intoxicating Artist, Tattoos, Tito, Dogs, Fire Writer, Recipe
I recently had the inspiration to make a Red Velvet cake. I don’t know where these promptings come from (the baking Gods?), but once I get it in my head to make a cake (or do a man), there’s no deterring me!
As usual, I had no idea what I was getting
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November 5, 2009
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Fire Writer, Books, Love, Recipe, Cheese, Bread, Grilled Cheese
I knew this was going to happen. I KNEW IT.
Biggest mistake I ever made: reading Fire Writer’s book.
(A disclaimer before we go further: anything I say about the novel under my Man Eater guise is going to sound crass. Forgive me, Fire Writer. Evil twin typing now...)
I don’t read
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November 2, 2009
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Movies, Adultery, Fire Writer, Chocolate, Fudge, Candy, Recipe
Confession: I lied. Though I said in yesterday’s post that I was too upset to eat, I did. A lot. All of it chocolate.
Before heading to Uptown to see “An Education” last night, I had a freakish urge to make fudge. I’d seen a recipe meant to be used for leftover
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October 28, 2009
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Facebook, Technology, Writing, Fire Writer, Books, Music, Apples, Pumpkin, Bread, Breakfast, Dessert, Cake, Crumb Cake
Crumbs. My specialty. I scatter ‘em left and right. Facebook was designed for clever insinuators like me!
The name of the game is “Coinkydink or Bread Crumb?” These are some of the recent exchanges between me and a certain someone. You be the judge:
I blog about running; his next status update is about
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October 25, 2009
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Fire Writer, Facebook, Writing, Music, Magazines, Books, Punk Blogger, Dates, Nuts, Recipe
Man Eater sure knows how to pick ‘em.
I found my latest crush by accident. No--let’s call it fate because it’s so much sexier. Besides, Man Eater doesn’t believe in mistakes.
A few weeks ago, I was searching Facebook for a former classmate (who has not approved my friend request by
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October 19, 2009
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Fire Writer, Cooking, Cake, Dates, Recipe, Technology, Facebook
Finally, Fire Writer! (My current favorite and frontrunner for the Slump Buster title.) He’s witty, he’s fit, and he looks SO fucking sexy with a cigarette in his mouth that I'd light up just to impress him. (How many guys, aside from James Dean, can you say THAT about?)
The impediment: a
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October 18, 2009
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Movies, Love, Gorilla Guy, Puck, Fire Writer, Recipe, Apples, Apple Slump, Crock Pot
I’ve done it all; online dating, speed dating, blind dating. I’ve been matched up, hooked up, stood up. I’ve tried psychotherapy, stone therapy, astrology, affirmations, Kundalini yoga, and collages.
One attract-a-man book I read said I should set a place at the table for my intended mate and buy him presents.
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October 17, 2009
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Fire Writer, Puck, The Mexican, Professor Orange, Fuck Buddy, EconMan, Married Man, Coffee Shop Cutie, Jail Bird, Pumpkin Eater, Intoxicating Artist, Anchor Man, Insatiable
Made you read! Today was supposed to be the much-anticipated Fire Writer post, but as plans tend to do, it blew up in my face. (This is why I don’t make promises I can’t eat.)
It was an honest mistake. I wanted Fire Writer’s post to coincide with a certain event,
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October 16, 2009
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Men, Gaga Guru, Punk Blogger, Fire Writer, Technology
As I mentioned in yesterday's post, the men are closing in--and not a moment too soon, as I'm raring to break my sex fast. Continuing now with two more of my four contenders, both of whom are MAMs (Man Eater's acronym for Middle Aged Man):
Contender #2
I’ll call him Gaga Guru because
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October 11, 2009
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Lil Bro, Insatiable, Fire Writer, Puck, Lima Bean Boy, Shrink, Weather, Music
Once in a while my “little” brother says something so profound, it blows my mind.
Tonight, it was this: “You never know if someone’s available.”
Sounds simple enough, right? Let me put this in context.
We were at my INSATIABLE launch party and I was recounting how I’d connected with a total
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