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Who's Your Paddy?

March 16, 2010

Tags: Alcohol, Whisky, Dating, Men, Puck, Jail Bird, EconMan, The Mexican, Addiction, Recovery, TV, Television, Holiday, St. Patrick's Day, Irish, Family, Recipe, Bread Pudding, Breakfast, Brunch, Make-Ahead, Apples, Raisins, Cinnamon, Challah, Bread

You asked for it. Okay, perhaps not you, personally, but one of my readers challenged me to dedicate a post to why, if I don’t drink, I date so many men who do.

At first, I thought my reader was way off base. (more…)

What Happens in "Leaving Las Vegas"...Should Stay Onscreen

March 11, 2010

Tags: Alcohol, Dating, Men, Addiction, Health, Movies, Holiday

I’m jumping the gun on this topic, as I’d hoped to time it with St. Patrick’s Day, but as most of you will probably be inebriated, not reading, I'm going to say my piece now while you’re sober.

The same night that Slump Buster and I (more…)

VD Gives Me A Heart On

February 15, 2010

Tags: The Mexican, Insatiable, Virginity, Slump Buster, Valentine's Day, Holiday, Technology, Facebook, Travel, Diesel Jeans DJ, Mom, Tito, Recipe, Spaghetti, Pasta, Anchovies, Tomatoes, Capers, Olives, Italian

Valentine's Day, in Man Eater’s world, is usually a non-event. I’ve only had one memorable V-day in my whole life! I was 16 and on my second date with The Mexican. He gave me a kiss; I gave him a card.

Wait! Details are important here. He gave me a HERSHEY’S (more…)

Eat My Heart Out

February 11, 2010

Tags: Slump Buster, Dating, Facebook, Technology, Puck, Books, TV, Sports, Recipe, Cereal, Rice Krispies, Heart, Marshmallows, Frosting, Valentine's Day, Holiday

Man Eater is an over-achiever. Leave it to me to hit two milestones in one date.

Sunday night was my first fight with Slump Buster. It started off as you might expect: with silence. Despite my optimistic attitude on Sunday morning, as the day slogged along, sans confirmation from Slump Buster about our date (more…)

Red Hot Pop Secret

February 5, 2010

Tags: Valentine's Day, Holiday, Slump Buster, Fire Writer, Adultery, Books, Recipe, Snack, Popcorn, Red Hots, Cinnamon, Candy, Spicy

Valentine’s Day is coming. Slump Buster is going away. Man Eater is…cooking up trouble?

Let’s cut to the chase: Fire Writer is back in rotation. (Have I said “They always come back”? Because they DO!) Nothing’s happened…but the opportunity may soon present itself. Based on the ironic timing these (more…)

Good Food, Bad Foreplay

January 3, 2010

Tags: My Little Indian, Holiday, TV, Television, Movies, Anthony Bourdain, Sex Acts, Oral Sex, Condoms, Most Popular Posts

Tic-toc, the pants are gonna drop. Soon. (Can I get an AMEN?) In preparation, I returned to my journals for a quick review in how-not-to-hook-up.

On New Year’s Day, 2009, My Little Indian offered to make me dinner for our third date. As he embarked on meal prep, I stood in the doorway of (more…)

New Year, New Men

January 1, 2010

Tags: Holiday, Irish Eyes, Dating, Men, Insatiable, Restaurants, Recipe, Eggnog, Pancakes, Breakfast, Eggnog Pancakes, Healthy

I am now convinced the granting of my Christmas wishes was not ignored, but simply delayed. Over the last few days, I’ve received more date invites than I did in all of 2009! I owe Santa some seriously delicious cookies.

And to my readers, I owe you this previously deleted post:

Irish Eyes was (more…)

Merry XXXmas

December 24, 2009

Tags: Dating, Holiday, Christmas, Santa, Recipe, Cranberries, Pecans, Pie Crust, Pastry, Dessert, Tart

Dear Santa: Man Eater deserves something special this Christmas. I have been a good girl. I kept my pants on. ALL YEAR LONG. A major achievement, considering there were several occasions when I was tempted to numb out with sex, but didn't. (Interesting that I would use an activity as tactile as fucking to (more…)

Yes We Canada

December 19, 2009

Tags: Travel, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Love, Puck, Starbucks, Friends, Hockey, Running, Holiday

**The last entry from a week-long post on Man Eater’s Montreal trip**

DAY FOUR

I tossed and turned all night. Around 5 a.m., I put a guided meditation on my headphones to induce sleepiness; instead, the CD prompts me to envision someone I need to let go of and to say goodbye. I (more…)

Pucking Turkey Day

November 26, 2009

Tags: Mom, Eating, Puck, Music, Holiday, Spirituality, Writing, Man Eater, Body, Weight Lifting, Love, Dating

“What looks good?” Mom asked, perusing the menu at the Dakota Jazz Club the other night.

I glanced at the table to my right, where a man was being served a plate of mussels.

“Have you ever had mussels?” I asked.

Mom shook her head. I watched as our neighbor delicately removed a mussel (more…)

Is It Cold In Here? Or Are You Norwegian?

September 22, 2009

Tags: Dad, Holiday, Puck, Cake, Recipe

I forget my Dad’s birthday. Every year. It’s become an inside joke amongst my family because no one (not even my mom, who was married to my dad for 13 years) can remember which day in September it falls on.

One year, fed up with my own forgetfulness, I made sure to mark (more…)

Happy Pucking Birthday

September 13, 2009

Tags: Puck, Holiday, Man Eater, Insatiable, Music, Recipe, Cookies

Forget making whoopie. Just Puck Me.

I'm talking pies, people. And these ones were created for a certain Virgo turning 30-something today.

Puck Me pies are a pair of strawberry marshmallows melted between two giant sugar cookies and dunked in melted German chocolate. It doesn’t get more indulgent than that.

The name comes (more…)

Miss Independent's Day

July 4, 2009

Tags: Holiday, Poetry, Men

It's a holiday, which means it's a good time for bad poetry (hey--at least this one is short!). I was going to dedicate this to the man that inspired it, but when I jotted down his initials, I realized that if you say them out loud, they sound like "Empty." Very fitting, considering our (more…)

SWF Seeks Fireworks

July 3, 2009

Tags: Men, Fuck Buddy, Eating, Holiday, Books

The latest book I’m reading is “Desire” by Susan Cheever. It’s an analysis of how addictions develop and when normal urges, specifically for sex, spiral into uncontrollable obsessions.

So, I’ve been contemplating whether I am addict—and if so, what it is I’m addicted TO. I’ve always wondered if (more…)

It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To

June 14, 2009

Tags: Puck, Holiday, Music

I’m mired in the birthday blues. The big day is still 48 hours away, so tonight I’m throwing myself a pity party.

I can’t stop thinking about how amazing I felt two years ago at this very moment as Puck whisked me back to his apartment on his Ducati at the end (more…)

My Birthday Wish List

May 30, 2009

Tags: Men, Puck, Energy Worker, Holiday

“What do you want for your birthday, Mommy?” my six-year-old recently asked me.

My b-day is still over two weeks away, but in the Rivera household, we like to plan ahead. This year, however, I’m not excited about the prospect of my celebration. If my birthday doesn’t involve Puck appearing on my doorstep (more…)













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