July 20, 2010
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New Dude, Music Mensch, Writing, Writers, Authors, Technology, Texting, Ice Cream, Ben & Jerry's, Love, I Love You, Monogamy, BDSM, Self-Medicating, Cupcakes, Most Popular Posts
My
unsavory encounter with the Twin Cities literati crowd now behind me, New Dude and I headed toward his place. We hadn’t even reached the highway when a bomb of sadness exploded inside me and I burst into tears.
“I feel so dirty,”
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July 18, 2010
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Retro Writer, Writing, Writers, Authors, Facebook, Technology, Texting, Literary Events, Adultery, Alcohol, Smoking, Drunken Spelling Bee, Lucy, Desi, Readings, Short Stories, Fans, Hole, Man Eater Sandwiches, Ice Cream, Bacon Cupcakes, Mediterranean Diet, Music, LCD Soundsystem
To: Retro Writer
From: Man Eater
(Insert awkward pause here.) I appreciate you being so cool about the Denver thing and subsequent blog posts. I'm used to people getting pissed, so your friendliness is a little unmooring.
Thus began a recent message to the married author,
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July 4, 2010
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Fourth of July, Independence Day, Fuck Buddy, Fiddler on the Roof, Technology, Masturbation, Fireworks, Tito, Dogs, Townhome Hunk, Ice Cream, Recipe, Cupcake Cones, Mini Cupcakes, Marshmallow Fluff, M & M's, Candy, Dessert
On holidays, I like to flip the calendar back and reflect on how far I’ve…um…come. (And have I ever! But we’ll get to that…)
Flashback to Fourth of July 2009. I was smack in the middle of the longest dry spell ever known to Man Eater kind. This was month number
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June 22, 2010
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Dog Star, Buitoni, Pasta, Ravioli, Italian, Seafood, Lobster, Shrimp, Crab, Sandwiches, Garlic, Butter Sauce, Frozen Food, Minneapolis, Middle-Aged Men, Sea Salt, Dairy Queen, Ice Cream, Blizzards, Chocolate, Dating, Sex Acts, Oral Sex, Bisexuality, Salads, Berries, Strawberries, Swag, Money, Advertising
I may be the best fed starving artist in cyberspace, but my wallet is as anorexic as they come. In six months, I made a whopping $2.40 from my Foodbuzz ad. Take into account the cost of hosting this site, plus all the food porn I provide to you, my darling peeps, and I’m
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April 18, 2010
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The Denver Trilogy, Travel, Denver, Colorado, AWP, Conference, Writers, Books, Publishing, Robert Wilder, Daddy Needs A Drink, Tattoos, Poetry, Retro Writer, Slump Buster, Ice Cream, Airplanes, First Class, Music, Chris Koza, Rogue Valley, Alex Lemon, Recipe, Muffins, Whole Wheat, Bran Muffins, Raisins, Trial Mix
***Continued from
previous post***
Scene: Saturday morning in the Mile High City. With a spinach omelet, orange marmalade toast, and a fresh fruit cup in my stomach, celebrity cock shots on my cell, and a suitcase packed with Man Eater proposals, I headed off
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January 27, 2010
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Ice Cream, Ben & Jerry's, Cookie Dough, Slump Buster
I scream, you scream, we all scream for…the slump buster!
Yes, the dry spell is over! Wanna know who ended my fourteen months of sex-free misery?
Drum roll, please……………………………………………………………………
Ben & Jerry!
Seriously!
I wrote a really yummy post about it all…and at the last minute decided some things are more delicious when
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December 15, 2009
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Travel, Puck, Canada, Montreal, Bread, Baguette, Ice Cream, Sandwich, Men, Starbucks, Subway, Dairy Queen, Ben & Jerry's, Puck, Recipe
**Part of a week-long post from Man Eater's Montreal vacation**
DAY TWO
I feel like The Bubble Girl in this hotel room. Montreal looked so lush in the You Tube videos; now that I’m here, it reminds me of Boston: gray, cold, dirty, lonely, scary. The maps are mazes that I can’t
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November 8, 2009
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Captain Crush, Swimmer Stud, Josh Hartnett, High School, Technology, Movies, Recipe, Baking, Cookies, Oatmeal, Butterscotch, Ice Cream
It was my freshman year at an inner city high school in Minneapolis and the social butterfly I never knew I was burst from her bashful cocoon. While the rest of my classmates were googly-eyed for Josh Hartnett (yes, THAT Josh Hartnett), I fell for the captain of the swim team.
It was infatuation
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November 7, 2009
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Jail Bird, EconMan, Gorilla Guy, Insatiable, Body, Recovery, Doctor, Recipe, Ice Cream, Sundae, Caramel, Nuts
I once said that God must read my blog, judging from the amount of onscreen fantasy that has materialized in real life, albeit in often warped ways. Now I have reason to believe Mother Nature reads the Man Eater blog, too.
In yesterday's post, I described being overtaken by an odd "nesting" instinct. No,
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October 21, 2009
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Dating, Gorilla Guy, Match, Weather, Writing, Recipe, Raisins, Pumpkin, Ice Cream
Man Eater’s loneliness worsens with every degree the temperature drops in Minnesota. Today it was disgustingly gray outside; the world was like a big fucking hair ball. (Would that make me the pussycat? Meow.)
To improve my mood, I baked. ‘Tis the season for pumpkin raisin cravings and mine wouldn’t abate. I
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