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Bad Girl + Good Guy = Great Date? Or Big Mistake? (Part Two)

July 20, 2010

Tags: New Dude, Music Mensch, Writing, Writers, Authors, Technology, Texting, Ice Cream, Ben & Jerry's, Love, I Love You, Monogamy, BDSM, Self-Medicating, Cupcakes, Most Popular Posts

My unsavory encounter with the Twin Cities literati crowd now behind me, New Dude and I headed toward his place. We hadn’t even reached the highway when a bomb of sadness exploded inside me and I burst into tears.

“I feel so dirty,” (more…)

Bad Girl + Good Guy = Great Date? Or Big Mistake? (Part One)

July 18, 2010

Tags: Retro Writer, Writing, Writers, Authors, Facebook, Technology, Texting, Literary Events, Adultery, Alcohol, Smoking, Drunken Spelling Bee, Lucy, Desi, Readings, Short Stories, Fans, Hole, Man Eater Sandwiches, Ice Cream, Bacon Cupcakes, Mediterranean Diet, Music, LCD Soundsystem

To: Retro Writer
From: Man Eater
(Insert awkward pause here.) I appreciate you being so cool about the Denver thing and subsequent blog posts. I'm used to people getting pissed, so your friendliness is a little unmooring.

Thus began a recent message to the married author, (more…)

Miss Independent Makes Fireworks

July 4, 2010

Tags: Fourth of July, Independence Day, Fuck Buddy, Fiddler on the Roof, Technology, Masturbation, Fireworks, Tito, Dogs, Townhome Hunk, Ice Cream, Recipe, Cupcake Cones, Mini Cupcakes, Marshmallow Fluff, M & M's, Candy, Dessert

On holidays, I like to flip the calendar back and reflect on how far I’ve…um…come. (And have I ever! But we’ll get to that…)

Flashback to Fourth of July 2009. I was smack in the middle of the longest dry spell ever known to Man Eater kind. This was month number (more…)

Seafood Worth Its Salt

June 22, 2010

Tags: Dog Star, Buitoni, Pasta, Ravioli, Italian, Seafood, Lobster, Shrimp, Crab, Sandwiches, Garlic, Butter Sauce, Frozen Food, Minneapolis, Middle-Aged Men, Sea Salt, Dairy Queen, Ice Cream, Blizzards, Chocolate, Dating, Sex Acts, Oral Sex, Bisexuality, Salads, Berries, Strawberries, Swag, Money, Advertising

I may be the best fed starving artist in cyberspace, but my wallet is as anorexic as they come. In six months, I made a whopping $2.40 from my Foodbuzz ad. Take into account the cost of hosting this site, plus all the food porn I provide to you, my darling peeps, and I’m (more…)

Man Eater in the Mile High City (Part Three)

April 18, 2010

Tags: The Denver Trilogy, Travel, Denver, Colorado, AWP, Conference, Writers, Books, Publishing, Robert Wilder, Daddy Needs A Drink, Tattoos, Poetry, Retro Writer, Slump Buster, Ice Cream, Airplanes, First Class, Music, Chris Koza, Rogue Valley, Alex Lemon, Recipe, Muffins, Whole Wheat, Bran Muffins, Raisins, Trial Mix

***Continued from previous post***

Scene: Saturday morning in the Mile High City. With a spinach omelet, orange marmalade toast, and a fresh fruit cup in my stomach, celebrity cock shots on my cell, and a suitcase packed with Man Eater proposals, I headed off (more…)

Cookie Dough-Oh-Oh

January 27, 2010

Tags: Ice Cream, Ben & Jerry's, Cookie Dough, Slump Buster

I scream, you scream, we all scream for…the slump buster!

Yes, the dry spell is over! Wanna know who ended my fourteen months of sex-free misery?

Drum roll, please……………………………………………………………………

Ben & Jerry!

Seriously!

I wrote a really yummy post about it all…and at the last minute decided some things are more delicious when (more…)

Joy De Vivre? TBD.

December 15, 2009

Tags: Travel, Puck, Canada, Montreal, Bread, Baguette, Ice Cream, Sandwich, Men, Starbucks, Subway, Dairy Queen, Ben & Jerry's, Puck, Recipe

**Part of a week-long post from Man Eater's Montreal vacation**

DAY TWO

I feel like The Bubble Girl in this hotel room. Montreal looked so lush in the You Tube videos; now that I’m here, it reminds me of Boston: gray, cold, dirty, lonely, scary. The maps are mazes that I can’t (more…)

Out of My League (Part I)

November 8, 2009

Tags: Captain Crush, Swimmer Stud, Josh Hartnett, High School, Technology, Movies, Recipe, Baking, Cookies, Oatmeal, Butterscotch, Ice Cream

It was my freshman year at an inner city high school in Minneapolis and the social butterfly I never knew I was burst from her bashful cocoon. While the rest of my classmates were googly-eyed for Josh Hartnett (yes, THAT Josh Hartnett), I fell for the captain of the swim team.

It was infatuation (more…)

Checking into the Red Roof Inn...on a Sundae

November 7, 2009

Tags: Jail Bird, EconMan, Gorilla Guy, Insatiable, Body, Recovery, Doctor, Recipe, Ice Cream, Sundae, Caramel, Nuts

I once said that God must read my blog, judging from the amount of onscreen fantasy that has materialized in real life, albeit in often warped ways. Now I have reason to believe Mother Nature reads the Man Eater blog, too.

In yesterday's post, I described being overtaken by an odd "nesting" instinct. No, (more…)

Searchin' For Sumthin' Sumthin'

October 21, 2009

Tags: Dating, Gorilla Guy, Match, Weather, Writing, Recipe, Raisins, Pumpkin, Ice Cream

Man Eater’s loneliness worsens with every degree the temperature drops in Minnesota. Today it was disgustingly gray outside; the world was like a big fucking hair ball. (Would that make me the pussycat? Meow.)

To improve my mood, I baked. ‘Tis the season for pumpkin raisin cravings and mine wouldn’t abate. I (more…)













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