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Off With Her Head!

May 8, 2010

Tags: Music, Al Kooper, Bob Dylan, Song Writing, Guitars, Musicians, Minneapolis, Twin Cities, Minnesota Nice, Playboy, S.O., Adultery, Dating, Open Relationships, Threesomes, Slump Buster, Irish Eyes, Dr. Depp, Music Mensch, Lil' Bro, Diesel Jeans DJ, Jeans, Fashion, Writing, Blogging, Technology, Facebook, Texting, Enemies, Haters, Violence, Apologies, Seafood, Restaurants, Marie Antoinette, Brioche, France, French, Recipe, Bread, Cake, Coconut, Almond Paste, Raspberries, Berries, Breakfast, Brunch, Dessert, Coconut Frosting, Off With Her Head Bread

Sometimes Man Eater goes looking for trouble. Sometimes trouble finds me. And sometimes, both happen simultaneously.

I’m sitting one table away from Diesel Jeans DJ, in direct sight of Playboy, and within striking distance of his S.O. How did this happen? In part by chance, in part by choice, and in part (more…)

Breakfast with a Playboy Bunny

April 4, 2010

Tags: Playboy, Dating, Single Dads, Parenting, Technology, Facebook, Rebound, Fashion, Tattoos, Restaurants, Breakfast, Irish Eyes, Music, Californication, TV, David Duchovny, Recipe, Cake, Whipped Cream, Food Coloring, Bunny Cake, Easter, Most Popular Posts

It may be Holy Week according to the church calendar, but Man Eater just had the most sinful Easter weekend ever.

I want to tell this story seductively while still being discreet. Why? I could say it’s because the man of the moment is high profile. I could say it’s because he’ (more…)

Easy C'mon, Easy Go

January 21, 2010

Tags: C'mon Kid, Gorilla Guy, Meatless Man, Irish Eyes, Mom, Writing, Facebook, Technology, Dating, Men, Elvis, Recipe, Bacon, Sandwich, Bread, Mayonaise, Lettuce, Tomato

(Continued from yesterday’s post)

Scene: Sunday evening, two weeks ago, me at home on the computer.

After the booty call that never got off the ground, I sent the “let’s be friends” message to C’mon Kid, hoping that in lieu of getting laid, we'd at least have an artist-to-artist chat. Bedtime (more…)

"C'mon" is a Four-Letter Word

January 20, 2010

Tags: Meatless Man, Irish Eyes, C'mon Kid, Writing, Facebook, Music, Dating, Men, Elvis, Recipe, Candy, Cheesecake, Nuts, Pecans, Most Popular Posts

As I mentioned in my last post, I had some reservations about publishing this missive because it might hurt someone’s feelings. Let’s call that sensitive subject Meatless Man. No explanation necessary. (For the record, I originally wrote him in as “Nice Guy” so as not to offend him. Ha!) In the last 24 (more…)

Swallow Your Bliss

January 18, 2010

Tags: Writing, Insatiable, Oprah, C'mon Kid, Foodbuzz, Facebook, Technology, Irish Eyes, Recipe, Bread, Butterscotch, Banana Bread, Baking, Pudding, Jell-o

Most published writers will tell you that what DOESN’T appear in print is as powerful as what is. Just as I’m learning to appreciate the art of everything-but between the sheets (more on that later…or not…), holding my tongue on the page has proved to be rewarding in its own way. (more…)

What A Difference A Date Makes!

January 15, 2010

Tags: Dating, Men, Irish Eyes, Writing, Insatiable, Recipe, Cookies, Shortbread, Dessert, Baking, Butter

This was the week of 2nd dates. Each was the complete opposite of what I’d expected. One knocked my socks off (and came thisclose to knocking boots), one was incredibly touching (and made me wish I hadn’t jumped to platonic parameters so quickly after date #1), and the third (who will remain sans (more…)

New Year, New Men

January 1, 2010

Tags: Holiday, Irish Eyes, Dating, Men, Insatiable, Restaurants, Recipe, Eggnog, Pancakes, Breakfast, Eggnog Pancakes, Healthy

I am now convinced the granting of my Christmas wishes was not ignored, but simply delayed. Over the last few days, I’ve received more date invites than I did in all of 2009! I owe Santa some seriously delicious cookies.

And to my readers, I owe you this previously deleted post:

Irish Eyes was (more…)

Don't Drink and Date

December 31, 2009

Tags: Alcohol, Dating, Men, Jail Bird, Shrink, Irish Eyes, Recipe, Dessert, Cheesecake, Pecans, Nuts, Eggnog

Let’s talk liquor, shall we? ‘Tis the season to get plastered. Consider this my PSA. Dating under the influence is dicey.

The reason I don’t drink can be traced back to New Year’s Eve of my 14th year (also the night of my first French kiss). I was at a co-ed (more…)

This Calls For a Celebration (Bar)!

December 29, 2009

Tags: Men, Dating, Writing, Irish Eyes, Facebook, Technology, Recipe, Cookies, Bars, Baking, Oatmeal, M & Ms

It’s said if you don’t like the Minnesotan weather, wait a minute. This apparently applies to dating as well. Following are two posts, written two days apart, with completely different forecasts for the future.

48 HOURS AGO

If good things cum to those who wait, I deserve infinite orgasms. Seriously. This is getting (more…)













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