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You Say "Potato", I say "Is This A Date?"

February 3, 2010

Tags: Dating, Lil Bro, Pumpkin Eater, My Little Indian, Puck, Slump Buster, Restaurants, PDA, TV, Television, Movies, Recipe, Pizza, Potatoes, Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Spicy, Chipotle Mayo

What defines a date? Seriously. I want to know. ‘Cause somewhere along the line, I got labeled as “Couch Potato Chick”. After the requisite coffee, lunch, and dinner outings, we arrive at date three, have sex, and suddenly my suitors relegate me to “let’s stay in” status.

…not that I mind necessarily. Home (more…)

So Sushi Me

January 6, 2010

Tags: My Little Indian, Restaurants, Sushi, Fish, Dating, Men, Writing, Insatiable, TV, Television, Movies

After the New Year’s dinner date with My Little Indian (see previous post), I confessed via e-mail that I wanted to keep things platonic. To my surprise, he didn’t mind; in fact, he invited me out for sushi. A week later, on a frigid January night, we met up at the chi-chi (more…)

Good Food, Bad Foreplay

January 3, 2010

Tags: My Little Indian, Holiday, TV, Television, Movies, Anthony Bourdain, Sex Acts, Oral Sex, Condoms, Most Popular Posts

Tic-toc, the pants are gonna drop. Soon. (Can I get an AMEN?) In preparation, I returned to my journals for a quick review in how-not-to-hook-up.

On New Year’s Day, 2009, My Little Indian offered to make me dinner for our third date. As he embarked on meal prep, I stood in the doorway of (more…)

Cum And Get It

October 1, 2009

Tags: My Little Indian, Dad, Recipe, Bread, Cinnamon, Cinnamon Rolls, Cinnabon, Buns, Breakfast, Brunch

As I’ve mentioned one or two or a million times, it’s been a while since…um…my doughnut was stuffed (I just found that phrase on Urban Dictionary. Luv it!)

Not that I haven’t had opportunities to get laid. I still have my mojo. I’m just being more selective about (more…)

Table for One

January 14, 2009

Tags: My Little Indian, Food

My Little Indian and I had talked about going to a comedy club, but he hasn't called, so I decided to take myself on a date.

"Just ONE?" the ticket-seller asked.

What did he mean, "just one?" I wanted to shoot a comeback at him, like, "One of me is more than enough!" but (more…)

So Sushi Me

January 14, 2009

Tags: My Little Indian

Sort of tired from last night. I went out with My Little Indian for sushi, though broke it to him that I was only interested in friendship for now. He seemed to take it well, but I don't think we'll go out again, even as friends.













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