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Get Off & Get Gone

August 14, 2010

Tags: New Dude, Breakups, Long Term Relationships, Infidelity, Cheating, Technology, Texting, Facebook, Diesel Jeans DJ, BFF, Radio, Musicians, Music, Sex Acts, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Crying, Friends, Twin Cities, Socializing, Apologies, Bread, Recipe, Pancakes, Buttermilk, Breakfast, Breakup Pancakes

“You’re early!” New Dude exclaimed when he appeared behind me, nude and dripping wet.

“I know, right?” I replied, plopping down on the couch with an issue of Spin.

My punctuality wasn’t the only sign that something was very wrong. All day, I’d been in that weeping-over-the-steering-wheel-for-no-apparent-reason (more…)

Gluten-Free Gluttony with Grant Dawson

July 15, 2010

Tags: Starving Artist Series, Rockstar Guest Chefs, Grant Dawson, Music, Musicians, Cats, Art, Writing, Song Writing, Blogging, Piano, Jazz, Blues, Spellbound Way, Gluten-Free, Health Food, Diets, Recipe, Pancakes, Whipped Cream, Cool Whip, Blueberries, Berries, Breakfast, Grant Dawson's Glutten-Free (but berry gluttonous) Pancakes

Grant Dawson has a hot kitchen. Seriously. Only moments after shedding my sandals at the doorway of his quaint St. Paul abode, my clothing is soaked…above and below the waistline.

My interviewee seems totally cool, despite donning a long-sleeved shirt, heavy pants and a Twins baseball cap. Though I’m sweatin’ it, nervousness (more…)

From a Very Bad Boy to a Berry Good Morning

January 29, 2010

Tags: Slump Buster, Jail Bird, EconMan, Shrink, Puck, Music, Books, Advice, Recipe, Pancakes, Blueberries, Blackberries, Fruit, Breakfast, Brunch

Was I too harsh in my last post? Blame it on my writing style. Third person plural can sound accusatory, so today I will stick to “I” statements. This is what was really going on inside my pretty little head:

At about 24 hours post slump-bust, the insecurity set in. A doom-and-gloom thought train thundered (more…)

New Year, New Men

January 1, 2010

Tags: Holiday, Irish Eyes, Dating, Men, Insatiable, Restaurants, Recipe, Eggnog, Pancakes, Breakfast, Eggnog Pancakes, Healthy

I am now convinced the granting of my Christmas wishes was not ignored, but simply delayed. Over the last few days, I’ve received more date invites than I did in all of 2009! I owe Santa some seriously delicious cookies.

And to my readers, I owe you this previously deleted post:

Irish Eyes was (more…)

You Deserve The Berry Best

December 23, 2009

Tags: Dating, Breakfast, Pancakes, Blueberries, Recipe

Man Eater is in hot pursuit...of the perfect pancake.

As I hinted in a previous post, I can see the light at the end of this long, celibate tunnel (a.k.a. my vagina). 2010 is going to be Man Eater’s year. As exciting as that is, it’s also scary. Man Eater (more…)

Going Bananas in Bed

December 21, 2009

Tags: Running, Music, Cooking, Recipe, Bananas, Strawberries, Chocolate, Pancakes, Breakfast, Banana Split

Breakfast in bed is a foreign concept to me.

As an endurance athlete (and food lover who's gotta keep her muffin top in check), I try to be consistent with my workouts. Every day for the past six years, I've woken up, whipped off the nightgown, and slipped right into my itty bitty shorts (more…)

Do Not Feed The Wild Animals!

November 17, 2009

Tags: EconMan, Yoga, Puck, Gorilla Guy, Running, Pancakes, Recipe

EconMan used to say “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.” If that’s true, I have arrived.

I originally made my celibacy pledge whilst studying the Yoga Sutras (a.k.a. The Ten Commandments for us pretzel people.) My mentor had given a lecture on bramacharya, the moderation of one’s (more…)

Going Bananas In Bed

September 2, 2009

Tags: Running, Music, Cooking, Recipe, Bananas, Strawberries, Chocolate, Pancakes, Breakfast, Banana Split

Breakfast in bed is a foreign concept to me.

As a marathon runner, I find the only way to be consistent with my workouts is to get up, whip off the nightgown, and slip right into my running gear. After a cup of coffee and an orange, I’m out the door. Lately, my (more…)













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