Hot Dish: The MAN EATER Blog

Diamond (Dogs) are a Girl's Best Friend

July 13, 2010

Tags: Networking, Competitive Eating, Hot Dogs, Pretzels, Bacon, First Avenue, Mystery Reader, Blogging, Twin Cities, Minneapolis, First Avenue, The Depot Tavern, Restaurants, Joe's Garage

Never underestimate the power of promiscuity. That old cliché “sleep your way to the top”? Totally true…though in my case, I usually start out on top and sleeping is the last thing on my to-do list. And I haven’t hit great heights yet; the front row is as far as I’ve (more…)

P.O.S. & A Piece of Cake

June 7, 2010

Tags: Dating, Love, Honey Buns, Restaurants, D'Amico & Sons, Mason Jennings, Breakups, St. Paul, Grand Old Days, Music, Concerts, Doomtree, Dessa, P.O.S., Hip Hop, Birthdays, Recipe, Dessert, Cake, Chocolate, Mascarpone, Coffee Frosting, OMG P.O.S. Chocolate Coffee Mascarpone Cake

Honey Buns recently confessed a secret that may destroy the bliss we’ve been enjoying for the past month. I’m currently in the numbness stage of grief. Next stop: fury. Final destination: devastation. Population one.

But until we officially arrive in Splitsville, I’m going to keep the details about him as private (more…)

Off With Her Head!

May 8, 2010

Tags: Music, Al Kooper, Bob Dylan, Song Writing, Guitars, Musicians, Minneapolis, Twin Cities, Minnesota Nice, Playboy, S.O., Adultery, Dating, Open Relationships, Threesomes, Slump Buster, Irish Eyes, Dr. Depp, Music Mensch, Lil' Bro, Diesel Jeans DJ, Jeans, Fashion, Writing, Blogging, Technology, Facebook, Texting, Enemies, Haters, Violence, Apologies, Seafood, Restaurants, Marie Antoinette, Brioche, France, French, Recipe, Bread, Cake, Coconut, Almond Paste, Raspberries, Berries, Breakfast, Brunch, Dessert, Coconut Frosting, Off With Her Head Bread

Sometimes Man Eater goes looking for trouble. Sometimes trouble finds me. And sometimes, both happen simultaneously.

I’m sitting one table away from Diesel Jeans DJ, in direct sight of Playboy, and within striking distance of his S.O. How did this happen? In part by chance, in part by choice, and in part (more…)

The Doctor Is In...But Can He Cure Mad Cow?

April 23, 2010

Tags: Facebook, Technology, Texting, Music, Dr. Depp, Playboy, Slump Buster, Dating, Match, Match.com, Parenting, Single Dads, Restaurants, The Strip Club, Corner Table, Taco Bell, Doctors, Health, Hospitals, Minneapolis, Vegetarians, Tea, Salad, Soup, Lettuce, Apples, Hamburgers, Hamburger Buns, Buns, Bread, Eggs, Fried Eggs, Bacon, Truffles, Chocolate, Sea Salt, Rice Pudding, Shortbread, Cookies, Most Popular Posts

I’m thisclose to posting a rageful rant…but if I’m gonna say something nasty, I want it to sting. Thus, I’ll need a day or two to stew. For now, know this: 1) there are no second chances and 2) Nobody puts Man Eater in a corner.

Now that I’ve spelled out (more…)

Bunny Kisses & Carrot Cupcakes

April 20, 2010

Tags: Dating, Single Dads, The Strip Club, Slump Buster, Puck, Playboy, Technology, Astrology, Alcohol, Bars, Restaurants, Smoking, Cigarettes, Parenting, Performances, Artists, Music, Prince, P.O.S., NPR, Spring, Cats, Love, Nature, Recipe, Carrot Cake, Cupcakes, Raisins, Nuts, Cream Cheese, Dessert, Most Popular Posts

The week following my return from Denver was drier than Mile High mountain air. An ER doc I was scheduled to “have a cow” with at The Strip Club on Sunday evening cancelled. Then Slump Buster un-fanned me. Puck re-blocked me. Playboy* was (more…)

Breakfast with a Playboy Bunny

April 4, 2010

Tags: Playboy, Dating, Single Dads, Parenting, Technology, Facebook, Rebound, Fashion, Tattoos, Restaurants, Breakfast, Irish Eyes, Music, Californication, TV, David Duchovny, Recipe, Cake, Whipped Cream, Food Coloring, Bunny Cake, Easter, Most Popular Posts

It may be Holy Week according to the church calendar, but Man Eater just had the most sinful Easter weekend ever.

I want to tell this story seductively while still being discreet. Why? I could say it’s because the man of the moment is high profile. I could say it’s because he’ (more…)

You Say "Potato", I say "Is This A Date?"

February 3, 2010

Tags: Dating, Lil Bro, Pumpkin Eater, My Little Indian, Puck, Slump Buster, Restaurants, PDA, TV, Television, Movies, Recipe, Pizza, Potatoes, Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Spicy, Chipotle Mayo

What defines a date? Seriously. I want to know. ‘Cause somewhere along the line, I got labeled as “Couch Potato Chick”. After the requisite coffee, lunch, and dinner outings, we arrive at date three, have sex, and suddenly my suitors relegate me to “let’s stay in” status.

…not that I mind necessarily. Home (more…)

Wake Up and Smell the...Cereal?

January 25, 2010

Tags: Adultery, Fire Writer, Dreams, Dating, Restaurants, Books, Insatiable, Grilled Cheese, Recipe, Wild Rice, Porridge, Breakfast, Cereal, Cherries, Walnuts, Nuts, Dried Fruit, Apples, Cream

I imagine you're chomping at the bit for my juicy news, readers...but sports-ignorant me didn't factor in the recent Vikings game. Narcissistic as I may be, I won't pretend to compete with football. That tasty tidbit must wait until my Minnesotan audience pulls their attention away from the boob tube.

In the meantime, (more…)

Quiche Me, Then Kick Him To The Curb!

January 12, 2010

Tags: Foodie Dude, Writing, Restaurants, Brunch, Crepes, Cheese, French, Insatiable

(Continued from yesterday's post)

Just before my conversation with Foodie Dude turned sour, the Pippi Longstocking waitress presented our plates.

I looked down at my breakfast and scowled. “Quiche” was just a fancy word for egg pie! Alongside the spongy yellow triangle was a handful of mixed greens, though I couldn’t tell if (more…)

Pompous Pomme Frites

January 11, 2010

Tags: Foodie Dude, Aries, Writing, Restaurants, Potatoes, Olive Oil, Appetizer, French, French Fries

Every single gal needs one male friend who isn’t obsessed with getting into her pants. Foodie Dude was mine. We met at the same writing workshop where I’d seduced Aries.

As a restaurant critic, Foodie Dude hopscotched around the country, getting paid to eat and write. To say I was insanely jealous (more…)

So Sushi Me

January 6, 2010

Tags: My Little Indian, Restaurants, Sushi, Fish, Dating, Men, Writing, Insatiable, TV, Television, Movies

After the New Year’s dinner date with My Little Indian (see previous post), I confessed via e-mail that I wanted to keep things platonic. To my surprise, he didn’t mind; in fact, he invited me out for sushi. A week later, on a frigid January night, we met up at the chi-chi (more…)

New Year, New Men

January 1, 2010

Tags: Holiday, Irish Eyes, Dating, Men, Insatiable, Restaurants, Recipe, Eggnog, Pancakes, Breakfast, Eggnog Pancakes, Healthy

I am now convinced the granting of my Christmas wishes was not ignored, but simply delayed. Over the last few days, I’ve received more date invites than I did in all of 2009! I owe Santa some seriously delicious cookies.

And to my readers, I owe you this previously deleted post:

Irish Eyes was (more…)

Salad Days

November 27, 2009

Tags: Mom, Music, TV, Television, Dating, Food, Restaurants, Eating, Recipe, Salad, Chicken, Cheese, Strawberries, Body, Weight Loss, Weight Lifting

“Ooh—there’s a really cute guy behind you,” Mom said the other night at the jazz club. We’d gone to see one of my childhood friends sing. Aside from the music, Mom was enjoying hypothetically matching me up with every bachelor in sight—even the ineligible ones.

Mom gave me the hubba-hubba (more…)













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