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X Marks the G-Spot

March 18, 2010

Tags: Sex Toys, Shopping, Target, Amazon, Kowalski's, Rabbit, Masturbation, Books, Recipe, Cupcakes, Coconut, Cream Cheese, Dessert, Marshmallows, Spring, Easter

Today’s entry was going to be about tying the knot. Now it’s not. (I hear baritone cheers echoing through cyberspace. I guess this is a good thing.) In lieu of happily-ever-after writing, we need to talk orgasms.

While 2010 started off with a bang (and innumerable Big Os), the past month has been (more…)

Sweeter Than Heaven, Hotter Than Hell

March 13, 2010

Tags: Spirituality, Fire Writer, Adultery, Writers, Books, C'mon Kid, Intoxicating Artist, Facebook, Technology, Sex Toys, Slump Buster, Minnesota, Recipe, Bars, Coconut, Cream Cheese, Dessert, Chocolate, Jam, Cookies

Though Man Eater behaves sinfully, I am a believer. I call on God often (and not just in the “Oh my God, I’m gonna come!” kind of way). Most of all, I have faith that when God closes one door, Cupid kicks down another.

Behind door #2?

Fire Writer.

Hellz yeah!

Did you all (more…)

Stop Monkeying Around

March 9, 2010

Tags: Music, Brother Ali, Sex Toys, Dating, Slump Buster, Technology, Facebook, Recipe, Bread, Bananas, Chocolate, Breakfast, Dessert

Feelings, nothing more than feelings…

Or would you prefer “I can’t make you love me” by Bonnie Raitt? Don’t make me bust out the Coldplay!

Ok, ok, I’ll stop before you barf (and don’t you dare say “it ain’t over ‘til the fat lady sings” ‘cause I haven’t (more…)













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Author's Note: Amount of chocolate consumed inversely proportionate to current amount of sexual activity. As you can see, I'm in the midst of a severe dry spell.











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