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Who's Your Daddy?

June 20, 2010

Tags: Shrink, Therapy, Father's Day, Holidays, MAMs, Middle-aged Men, Single Dads, Age, 20-somethings, She & Him, Threesomes, Blogging, Writing, Hamburger Buns, Nature's Pride, Sandwiches

Man Eater has a new TGIF tradition: therapy. Seriously! It’s a fantastic way to start off the weekend…especially Father’s Day weekend. Even better, I can now arrive late, guilt-free, because…my shrink reads this blog! By the time I plop down on the couch (okay, it’s a chair; but I (more…)

The Threesome, Part One: Pop My Cherry

May 21, 2010

Tags: Shrink, Therapy, She & Him, The Threesome Trilogy, Threesomes, Bisexuality, Girl Crushes, Burlesque, Stripping, Alcohol, Drinking, Kissing, Women, Girlfriends, Dating, Sex Acts, Ménage à trois, Music, Fashion, Recipe, Dessert, Cherry Pie Filling, Cherries, Pop My Cherry S'mores, Graham Crackers, S'mores, Marshmallow Fluff, Chocolate, Hershey's

It’s 48 hours post booty call with him and I’m in session with Shrink, who should really be paying ME, considering how much she’s enjoying catching up on the recent She & Him antics.

SHRINK: Who is this? The musician? The one whose concert you went to?

ME: You’re going to have to (more…)

Can A Zebra (Cheesecake) Change Its Stripes?

February 23, 2010

Tags: Shrink, The-Rapist, The Mexican, Technology, Writing, Facebook, Adultery, Recipe, Chocolate, Cheesecake, Zebra Cheesecake, Whipped Cream

Man Eater is taking a few days off to binge at VooDoo Doughnuts and hob-nob with sex writers. The following post is from a few months back, but I promise it's just as tasty the second time around.

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“Ho-hum,” I said as I squirmed on Shrink’s couch. “I just don’t know WHAT (more…)

From a Very Bad Boy to a Berry Good Morning

January 29, 2010

Tags: Slump Buster, Jail Bird, EconMan, Shrink, Puck, Music, Books, Advice, Recipe, Pancakes, Blueberries, Blackberries, Fruit, Breakfast, Brunch

Was I too harsh in my last post? Blame it on my writing style. Third person plural can sound accusatory, so today I will stick to “I” statements. This is what was really going on inside my pretty little head:

At about 24 hours post slump-bust, the insecurity set in. A doom-and-gloom thought train thundered (more…)

Don't Drink and Date

December 31, 2009

Tags: Alcohol, Dating, Men, Jail Bird, Shrink, Irish Eyes, Recipe, Dessert, Cheesecake, Pecans, Nuts, Eggnog

Let’s talk liquor, shall we? ‘Tis the season to get plastered. Consider this my PSA. Dating under the influence is dicey.

The reason I don’t drink can be traced back to New Year’s Eve of my 14th year (also the night of my first French kiss). I was at a co-ed (more…)

Aural Sex (Part Two)

November 30, 2009

Tags: Intoxicating Artist, Music, Mom, Jay, Married Man, Adultery, Shrink, Yoga, Cake, Recipe, Chocolate, Whipped Cream

“I knew you wouldn’t be late tonight!” Mom said as I swerved, bat-out-of-hell speed, into her driveway. Only half-an-hour to go until Intoxicating Artist would take the stage.

I’d spent most of the day getting glamorous. I removed hair from everywhere except my head, dusted off the fuck-me heels, squeezed into a (more…)

If a Zebra Cake Can Change Its Stripes...

November 19, 2009

Tags: Shrink, The-Rapist, The Mexican, Technology, Facebook, Adultery, Cheesecake, Chocolate, Whipped Cream, Zebra Cheesecake

“Ho-hum,” I said as I squirmed on Shrink’s couch. “I just don’t know WHAT I’m going to talk about today…”

Shrink sipped her tea. And waited. (How stupid did I think she was anyway? Of course I had something to talk about. I just didn’t want to.)

“Okay, well, here’ (more…)

Adultery 101

November 1, 2009

Tags: Movies, Love, Men, Shrink, Match, Mystery Man, Adultery, Divorce, Married Man, The-Rapist

If you believe, as I do, that the Universe sends us signs, consider the last 48 hours a clobbering over the head by the Powers That Be.

Back up to Thursday night, when I e-mailed my Match.com Mystery Man to say I "approved" of his photos. Because I'm way too forward for my own (more…)

Tastes like (Angry) Chicken!

October 27, 2009

Tags: Writing, STDs, Television, TV, Shrink, Health, Pregnancy, Chicken, Sandwich, Recipe

MAN EATER adores acronyms. I can’t get enough PDA, UPS, LMAO, BEP, PB &J, BLT, and, of course, BJs.

Then there are the unappetizing acronyms I avoid like HSM: HPV and OPP.

I don’t want this post to be a PSA, but if STDs are cool enough for “Californication” (see the 10-25 (more…)

Titanic Seeks Lifesaver

October 11, 2009

Tags: Lil Bro, Insatiable, Fire Writer, Puck, Lima Bean Boy, Shrink, Weather, Music

Once in a while my “little” brother says something so profound, it blows my mind.

Tonight, it was this: “You never know if someone’s available.”

Sounds simple enough, right? Let me put this in context.

We were at my INSATIABLE launch party and I was recounting how I’d connected with a total (more…)

Teach A Man Eater To Fish...

October 6, 2009

Tags: Shrink, Puck, Men, Love

I like to fuck and get fucked…but only in the physical sense.

Mind fucking? So NOT fun.

Alas, I continue to visit the head shrinker because, like dental cleanings and pap smears, it’s supposed to be good for me.

Today, in grand passive-aggressive style, I arrived to my noon appointment 20 minutes late. (more…)

The Ultimate Ménage à Trois

September 29, 2009

Tags: Writing, Men, Love, Shrink, Man Eater, Puck

Shrinkage is bad for men, but it is a necessary evil for Man Eater.

I’m talking about therapy, people!

My shrink has a sailor’s mouth almost as dirty as mine, she’s impossible to shock, and she’s just as feisty as yours truly. All great qualities…until she turns them on (more…)













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