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VD Gives Me A Heart On

February 15, 2010

Tags: The Mexican, Insatiable, Virginity, Slump Buster, Valentine's Day, Holiday, Technology, Facebook, Travel, Diesel Jeans DJ, Mom, Tito, Recipe, Spaghetti, Pasta, Anchovies, Tomatoes, Capers, Olives, Italian

Valentine's Day, in Man Eater’s world, is usually a non-event. I’ve only had one memorable V-day in my whole life! I was 16 and on my second date with The Mexican. He gave me a kiss; I gave him a card.

Wait! Details are important here. He gave me a HERSHEY’S (more…)

Eat My Heart Out

February 11, 2010

Tags: Slump Buster, Dating, Facebook, Technology, Puck, Books, TV, Sports, Recipe, Cereal, Rice Krispies, Heart, Marshmallows, Frosting, Valentine's Day, Holiday

Man Eater is an over-achiever. Leave it to me to hit two milestones in one date.

Sunday night was my first fight with Slump Buster. It started off as you might expect: with silence. Despite my optimistic attitude on Sunday morning, as the day slogged along, sans confirmation from Slump Buster about our date (more…)

Red Hot Pop Secret

February 5, 2010

Tags: Valentine's Day, Holiday, Slump Buster, Fire Writer, Adultery, Books, Recipe, Snack, Popcorn, Red Hots, Cinnamon, Candy, Spicy

Valentine’s Day is coming. Slump Buster is going away. Man Eater is…cooking up trouble?

Let’s cut to the chase: Fire Writer is back in rotation. (Have I said “They always come back”? Because they DO!) Nothing’s happened…but the opportunity may soon present itself. Based on the ironic timing these (more…)













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