Side Dishes
Man-Made Mashed Potatoes
If a guy is going to turn you into mashed potatoes, the least he can do is feed you these beforehand.
Nut-Stuffed Bacon Dates
My hot dates, your hot nuts, all rolled up in bacon. What more could you ask for?
Sweet Potato Fries and Spicy Chipotle Mayo
If you are what you eat, he was a sweet couch potato and I was too hot to handle.
Main Course: Seafood
Something's Fishy Tacos
If a guy seems too good to be true, he probably is. Seafood, on the other hand...
Mussel Man Marinara
Puck was the one who taught me to suck...mullusks, that is.
One Night Stand Tuna Tartare
I don't recommend serving this raw...salamonella poisoning is so NOT sexy!
Seal The Deal Salmon
You already know what's on the menu for dessert!
Dessert
Canadian Pound (Me) Cake
Serve before or after getting pounded by your favorite Canadian.
Puck-N-Speedy Pecan Pie
Pecans and chocolate go together like...Puck and Speedy!
Post-Coital Coconut Popsicles
Guaranteed to cool you down after a hot stint in the sack!
Puck Me Pies
Forget making Whoopie (pies)! These chocolate-dipped marshmallow cookie sandwiches will rock your world.
Hex Your Ex Dough Boy
Punch him down. Cut him up. Fry him in hot oil. Eat his heart out. Bastard.
Edible Orgasms
Waiting for Mr. Right? It could be a while. Eat dessert now.
Makin' Bacon Brownies
Two foods already sinful separately combine for orgasmic, greasy, brownie bliss.
Watermelon Cake
Watermelons and men: I like 'em cut
Eat Dirt Cupcakes
When he treats you like dirt, treat him to one of these.
Peanut Butter Temptations
Dough so sinfully delicious, it might not make it into the oven. Willpower required.
Hot & Easy Apple Pie
Eve had nothing on me. How you like them apples?
Fantasy Fudge
Men rarely live up to the fantasy, but fudge is always better in real life.
Broken Heart Tart
He broke your heart. Don't let him ruin your appetite, too!
Makin' Whoopie (Pies)
I like to make a lot of whoopie. Be prepared for leftovers.
Devil in a Red Dress Torte
It doesn't get any sexier than red velvet cake smothered in cherry pie filling!
Celibacy Sustaining Cinnamon Rolls
The next best thing to...well, you know.
Better Than Sex Chocolate Cake
This will take you all day to bake...but if you're single, who cares?
Bachelor's Buttons
If you bake them, he will come.
Touchdown Bars
Haven't scored in a while? Go for the touchdown (bars).
Dangling the Carrot Cake Ring
You can't have your cake and eat it, too.
Birthday Girls Don't Get Fat Cheesecake
Weight gain is no excuse for skimping on your girlfriend's celebration!
Green Eyed Monster Cookies
Envious of your ex's new honey? Bake your envy away!
Breakfast
Unrequited Love Muffins
You can't make him love you, but you CAN make love muffins!
Six Inches of Bliss
If you don't have a man, chocolate cherry crepes are the next best thing.
Banana Split Pancakes
I go bananas for breakfast in bed.
Following the Crumbs Pumpkin Apple Cake
He drops crumbs; I make crumb cake. This calls for a coffee date.
Sweetheart Scones
Nothing naughty here; just wholesome breakfast food.
Platonic Popovers
So savory, they make any man melt like butter.
Can You Keep A Secret? Crescents
The secret inside these smile-shaped pastries? Chocolate kisses. Sweet.
(I Am Not A) Hoe Cakes
How do you like your hoe (cakes)? As with porn, you can choose between the hard or soft version of this recipe.
The Perfect Man Cake
With the winning combo of sweet and savory flavors, this Man Cake satisfies every single time.
Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma'am Breakfast Burrito
Hearty enough that you won't need seconds.
The Morning After Eggs Benedict
Baked in the oven! Less time at the stove = more time between the sheets.
Main Course: Pasta
Shut Up And Eat It
Has MAN EATER made you lose your appetite? This will wake your tastebuds up.
Main Course: Meat
Humble Pie
You are what you eat. Feed your hungry ego.
Sex On A Stick
Man needs food. Woman needs fire.
New York Strip Already! Steak
Guaranteed to get your mate naked when served with Butter(milk) Me Up Onion Rings!
Gamey Break-Up Burger
A last supper for your now-insignificant other.
Get Layered Pizza
It's complicated.
Main Course: Chicken
Kick-Ass Crispy Chicken
For when you want to make a good first impression!
Bread
